Odd Products

(It's a doormat!)

"With poseable arms and gliding action"

Deluxe miracle Jesus action figure:
with glow-in-the-dark hands!


Vanilla twist flavour too: my favourite!


It even sells wine


Now should I put extract of imitation banana or the flavour of imitation butter in my cake?


I've always wanted a carpet that matched my clothes


Imported from the little-known canton of New Zealand