Ham

For lunch today we had ham and mash, a particular favourite with my kids in spite of - or perhaps precisely because of - its culinary simplicity.

As my son was tucking into his ham, I was reminded of when he asked me what it was made of. "Pig butt!" I replied jokingly.

Given the Newblets' undeniable proclivity for said pork product, it was of course only a matter of time before someone uttered the words "I like pig butt and I can not lie".

Naked Trucker and T-Bones

The Naked Trucker and T-Bones - I'll let you guess who's who in the photo - is a musical duo that lampoons white trash rednecks with hilarious songs like "My American Dream" and my personal favourite, "My Daddy is an Astronaut" (which you can also hear on their MySpace page).

Very funny, very poignant.

And before you ask: yes, the Naked Trucker performs completely naked, his manhood discretely hidden by his guitar.