Misappropriation

My daughter surprised me today by playing 'God Save the Queen' on the piano.

Having finished, she rushed down to my office and asked me, "Guess what that was, Daddy!"
"Easy," I said. "That was 'God Save the Queen'".
"Wrong!" she replied with a mischievous grin, showing me the score. "It's called 'America'".

Lo and behold, the New World has misappropriated our most hallowed sporting chant. Not only that, the song (annotated to be played "proudly") has been furnished with the following patriotic lyrics:

My country 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing!
Land where our fathers died,
Land of the Pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside,
Let freedom ring!

Now I know it's only our de facto national anthem, but it's just not cricket having American children extolling the virtues of the New World when they ought to be calling for the divine salvation of Her Royal Highness.

They stole our colonies too. Whatever will they steal next?

Odd Products

Easter isn't Easter without these.

Why hang a folded flag on a wall?

Yum ... ow!

Don't get caught at Easter without your foam wall cross

... or your glitter crosses

Flag-Waving

I know that many Europeans - myself included - recoil at the kind of overt, hand-on-heart patriotism routinely and proudly displayed here in America. But I have come to realise that there is one huge advantage to flying a flag outside your house, store or wherever.

On days like today, when an important person - or in this case a soldier from Michigan - is killed, schools, emergency services and other state buildings fly their flags at half mast as a sign of respect and to draw attention to the fact that another life has been lost.

For that chance to reflect, if only for a moment, I am deeply grateful.

The Stars & Stripes

Today is Constitution Day, so all the children at my son's elementary school (and probably every other school across America) trouped outside to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. After school, my son said, "It was a bit strange. It was like we were praying to a flag". 

In the US, the American flag commands a level of respect reserved elsewhere for relics, national treasures or other irreplaceable artefacts. This is hardly surprising. According to the US Government Printing Office, the Stars & Stripes is considered "a living thing". It even has its own Code stipulating what can and cannot be done to it, ranging from the obvious to the odd, and including:

- The flag should never be dipped to any person or thing;
- The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water or merchandise;
- The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling;
- The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything;
- It should not be printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use; and
- It should be illuminated if displayed at night.

Once this living thing is deemed too tattered to represent the United States, it has to be destroyed in a dignified manner – preferably by burning, a complex and solemn ceremony typically conducted by veterans, boy scouts or guides and involving a recital and then first cutting off the blue field (the bit with the stars on), getting someone to hold it, then cutting off and individually burning the red and white stripes followed by the blue field.

As today's homework, my son was asked to practice the Pledge of Allegiance (hand on heart, bien sur). Although we have a whole year before the next Constitution Day, I feel it's all a bit much patriotism - not to mention for the wrong nation - for a Franco-Anglo-German kindergartener to understand. Think we'll pass on that one.