Emergency Food Supplies

"Whether it's a Stock Market Meltdown, Economic Recession, Gas Crisis, Job Lay-Off, Earthquake, Hurricane, Flood, or Terrorist Attack, each of us MUST be PERSONALLY PREPARED to 'weather-the-storm' with long storing food reserves and other preparedness supplies for a minimum of 2 to 6 weeks. A four (4) to six (6) month reserve or more would even be better."

I love this ad! Quite apart from the Victorian capitalisation, the sense of urgency (or should I say, URGENCY) and the Survival For Dummies-type explanation that the words "four" and "six" actually mean "4" and "6" make this a true gem. I only wonder why you might need half a year's worth of food if the stock market crashes.