To the Cyclist in the Sauna,
Please note that a sauna is not a warmup, cool-down, stretching and newspaper-reading room. If you wish to use the sauna, ask yourself if you are wearing any (or in your case all) of the following items:
- A one-piece cycling outfit
- Socks
- Underwear
- Clip shoes
Should you upon close
inspection discover that this does indeed apply to you, kindly disrobe and take
a soapy shower rather than inflicting your disgusting stink on less perverse
club-members.
Thank you.
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