Showing posts with label advert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advert. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Adverts

Advertisements are the bane of our American life - or at least our televisual one. It seems that whenever you start getting into a TV programme, wham! here comes another set of adverts. 

The impression of constant marketing bombardment is not far from the truth. The rule of thumb is that there is an advertising break every seven minutes. But even this astonishing frequency doesn't begin to describe the omnipresence of advertising.

In Britain, a typical TV programme fills up approximately 27 minutes of every half-hour slot, the remaining three going to advertising, usually once in the middle and again at the end. By contrast, BBC America, which rebroadcasts - some would say regurgitates - "Auntie"-made TV for US consumption, has to schedule 40 minutes for each of its UK-format television programmes simply so that it can fit in the requisite advertising.

The Superbowl, the highlight of the American football calendar, a kind of cup final à l'américaine, clearly shows how much time is given over to advertising here in the US. The game itself consists of four 15-minute periods. OK, so there are lots of breaks because the players are forever being substituted on or off, but there are also deliberate pauses and time-outs built in purely to satisfy the "sponsors". As a result, although it has been estimated that there are only 11 minutes of actual play in an American football game, the Superbowl transmission (excluding pre- and post-game analyses, but including the halftime show) lasts well over three hours.


Advertising is also a huge money-spinner for the sport's governing body, the NFL, with 30-second slots (especially the coveted halftime ones) currently costing just under $3 million each. So if, as this year, you have a captive audience of 106 million representing more than two-thirds of the households in the US, why not take extra breaks for "a word from our sponsors"?


The Winter Olympics - exclusive coverage of which was bought by NBC for almost $900m - are another good if annoying example. Our evening viewing was recently interrupted so often that we found ourselves timing not only the length of "viewing time" between advertising breaks but also the length of the breaks themselves. And lo and behold, we found that there is, on average, a break every 7.5 minutes - after which you are treated to an average of 2.5 minutes of advertising.

In other words, you end up watching a minute of adverts for every three minutes of the actual programme!

But most odd of all, albeit only for non-American audiences, is something that happens during my favourite TV programme, The Daily Show
(though undoubtedly elsewhere): coming out of the third advertising break in the space of half an hour, the host says, "That's our show. We'll be back tomorrow night. Goodnight!"

Cue closing credits ... followed by more advertising.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Seen But Not Heard

It's bad enough that pharmaceutical companies can advertise their medicines in the US as if they were just another dietary supplement. But when you start pushing drugs for controlling allegedly "attention-deficit" kids (which parents openly - almost proudly - tell you about), and then add insult to injury by offering a $50 discount on your first purchase, that's just sick.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Medical Abbreviations

It's one thing to have adverts for medicines on TV, especially since the manufacturers are required by law to state all known side-effects (how anyone ever buys that stuff is beyond me: virtually everything they advertise "may cause death"). But it also appears to have spawned a trend in medical abbreviations, for a variety of reasons.

One of these appears to be avoiding embarassment. After all, telling someone you suffer from ED sounds far less debilitating than admitting to an erectile disfunction. The same goes for ADHD (attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder) and DID (dissociative identity disorder - itself a euphemism for what used to be termed multiple personality). 

Another is that it makes medicines sound more scientific and therefore more curative. Take NSAIDs, for example. Hands up if you've had one of these recently. No? Bet you have: they're non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (aspirin and ibuprofen to you and me).

A third reason is to make a serious illness sounds more harmless, trivial even. After all, wouldn't you rather have COPD than chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, or prefer an SCA to a sudden cardiac arrest?

The list goes on an on.

In addition to the aforementioned afflictions, all of which I've heard mentioned on TV in their shortened, sanitised form, I've heard talk of HPV (human papillomavirus, one cause of cancer and genital warts), OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder), PMDD (premenstrual dysphoric disorder: bad PMT) and DVT (deep-vein thrombosis).

I'm sure there are many, many more, but unfortunately I don't always have my iPhone on me to note them down while lounging in front of the television.

Which reminds me: I've got to go and watch TDSWJS (= The Daily Show With Jon Stewart).

TTFN.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Wassup 2008

Remember Budweiser's hilarious "Wassup" commercial from the year 2000?


Well, some bright spark has come up with a contemporary sequel using the same actors as in the original ad:


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Snuggie

It isn't very often that TV commercials have me laughing out loud. The following - for Snuggies, essentially a blanket with sleeves - had me thinking I was watching Saturday Night Live rather than Thursday lunchtime CNN:





Having seen the commercial, it's amazing to think that this is actually a genuine product someone has spent a lot of time, energy and presumably money developing. But I'm not alone in seeing the funny (haha and peculiar) side of this product. A cursory glance at the Internet reveals a veritable cacophony of protest, humour and general disbelief at this almost banal invention.

I know that winter is approaching and I always have cold feet, but a Snuggie will not be on my Xmas list. It would just make me look like a mad monk and frighten off the frolicking animals outside.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Cialis


It's refreshing to see that the commercials over here aren't only for boring old washing powder and suchlike. But I was amused to hear the following warning as part of an ad for anti-impotence drug Cialis:

"Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity"

Friday, August 29, 2008

Emergency Food Supplies


"Whether it's a Stock Market Meltdown, Economic Recession, Gas Crisis, Job Lay-Off, Earthquake, Hurricane, Flood, or Terrorist Attack, each of us MUST be PERSONALLY PREPARED to 'weather-the-storm' with long storing food reserves and other preparedness supplies for a minimum of 2 to 6 weeks. A four (4) to six (6) month reserve or more would even be better."

I love this ad! Quite apart from the Victorian capitalisation, the sense of urgency (or should I say, URGENCY) and the Survival For Dummies-type explanation that the words "four" and "six" actually mean "4" and "6" make this a true gem. I only wonder why you might need half a year's worth of food if the stock market crashes.