Friday, March 13, 2009

Suburban Crime

From my local newspaper, the Beacon:

"Two back-to-back egg throwing incidents occurred in the same neighborhood, police said. Police suspect [!] that someone threw eggs at a 2002 Lincoln in the 3000 block of Green Oaks Drive overnight between Feb. 16 and 17. The next night, someone threw eggs at a 1998 GMC Jimmy in the 6000 block of [adjoining] High Ridge Road."

The uncertainty implied by the final sentence makes this a true gem:

"Police believe the incidents are related, though they had no information on how much damage the vandalism caused."

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