To get this into perspective, that's equal to the country's entire gross domestic product.
Only once before has the US national debt equalled GDP: in 1929.
Call me an ultramodern European metriphile, but didn't imperial measures go out with imperialism? Either way, try as I might, I simply can't get my head round American weights and measures.
The cup is a classic example. Up to now, I thought this was a receptacle for things like coffee or tea. Silly me. It's actually a unit of dry or fluid volume equal to 2 gills - no, not fish lungs - or 19 tablespoons (I just love nice round numbers).
Next up: the peck. Again, this is not a kiss on the cheek or what a bird does, but the equivalent of 8 quarts, a quarter of a bushel or 16 dry pints (which I always thought meant it's time to get another round).
Fahrenheit, a unit of temperature, is another great one. Water freezes not at a memorable value like 0° Fahrenheit, but at 32°F. And it boils at a similarly mnemonic 212°F. From this mathematically-oriented souls could probably deduce a formula for converting Fahrenheit to Celsius. But get this: -40°F equals -40°C.
Miles are another oddity. Rather than having a simple pattern like 1km=1000m, 1m=100cm and 1cm=10mm, a mile comprises 1760 yards - "gardens" to you and me - or 5280 feet of indeterminate shoe size. And a foot consists of not 10, but 12 inches. So there are 63,360 inches to the mile; another wonderfully round number. But that's not all: there are 36 inches to the yard, and inches are divided not into tenths or hundredths, but eighths.
Last, but by no means least, there is the gallon, a unit you are confronted with every time you fill up your American car at a gas (i.e. petrol) station. Luckily for New World newbies like myself, there is a very simple rule for this: there are very few miles to the gallon.
Continuing on the cheesy theme, some bright spark clearly thought it would a good idea to invent a sausage that tastes of cheese:
Incidentally, the label reads: "No artificial flavors or by-products. Ingredients: (...) sodium phosphate, sodium alginate, sorbic acid, flavor, sodium lactate, corn syrup, dextrose, sodium phosphates, sodium diacetate, sodium ascorbate, sodium nitrite."
I knew Americans eat Swiss people. Now it turns out they eat Asians too:
And finally, a great idea for couch potatoes whose pet is too fat: a treadmill for dogs.
I love daft statistics.
Although I could undoubtedly go on ad infinitum, this is just a sample of the America-based statistics I've uncovered at reputable sources:
A winter storm warning is in effect today because up to two inches of snow an hour are expected, making driving conditions extremely hazardous. People are therefore being urged to travel only in emergencies.
When I told her about this, my wife replied, "I need to go to the hairdresser. That's an emergency, isn't it?"
Undoubtedly true: contents are jumbo size, sweet and tangy.
Undoubtedly false: contains pickle lovers, bread, butter and/or chips.
"I want to get a bluetooth."
You know it's pretty cold outside when you can actually feel the hairs inside your nostrils freezing as you walk your children 100 metres from the car park to their school.
(-23°C this morning with a wind-chill factor of -31°C)